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Divorce rape

Noun or verb used to describe a wife who uses the fact that divorce courts are sexist in favour of women, to personal advantage. For example by taking an unfair proportion of the husband's assets or denying him access to children.
Julie and her husband James had been married for 10 years and had 3 children. Julie stopped having sex with James and then accused him of rape. She filed for divorce and hired an expensive lawyer using their shared bank account. Julie and her lawyer divorce raped James and took the house and all the money James had saved over the years, leaving James with nothing. He was also denied the right to visit his children. James was upset with the divorce rape that Julie had committed against him. What a bitch.
by Dave_Truth September 25, 2015
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raped ape

1) something that goes wicked freakin fast
2)something going like a bat out of hell

backround:have you ever seen a raped ape? i goes like a MOFO
"i slapped a chick on the ass, and she went like a raped ape"
by Lewis October 19, 2004
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Rape Shower

The word "Rape Shower" which is the actual act of taking a shower because you feel so ashamed.
Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.
by Captain Black Eye Patch September 19, 2005
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ear rape

Forcefully shoving unwanted information into someones ear hole.

Definition according to Ron White's comedy album "You Cant Fix Stupid."
Ron White: "This guy told me his entire life story... against my will. This guy raped my ears."

That is an example of ear rape.
by njadams10 January 10, 2008
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ear rape

whenever you are talking on the phone with someone and all of a sudden you hear a noise or bad feedback from the other line.
Or even if the person you're talking to you has an unpleasant voice or singing voice.
"OUCH! What was that?!
Oh sorry. I just ear raped you."
by terra3476283739 May 16, 2010
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ocular rape

1. when someone, usually a person, although pop-up ads qualify, forces you to see something that you don't want to see.

2. when you go to look at a website or image and the overwhelming sense of horrible design and/or absolute lack of morals behind its creation, makes you reel in terror that your eyes had to go through that trauma.
1. AHH! the ocular rape is unbearable, please close the window! No more goatse!

2. No more bible code websites. please. the ocular rape generated by that format is making me tear.
by maxzilla March 19, 2005
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statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010
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