Ford Ranger

a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed

wow, after i told my mom i was gay she immediately bought me 69 ford rangers

by wetgirl444444 January 18, 2016

rainer

gay kid that thinks he has a long penis which it isnt and works out all the time to make himself look like a tank(he isnt)...

tom: dude that guy thinks hes sick
james: yer man hes such a rainer

by gangsta yo January 1, 2009

road runner

When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.

There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.

by Wile E. Coyote June 11, 2006

Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

by SP69 January 31, 2018

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.

My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.

by bumbleclot May 7, 2009

road runner

To receive oral sex while driving, shortly after you come and she is about to pull away, you hit her in the head to activate your horn. Resulting in a "Beep Beep". After which it is in your best interest to stop the car and run away or kick her out of the car and make her run after you.

I gave Susie a road runner the other day, and now she has a big bruise on the side of her head, she fucked up my car and my horn doesn't work.

by Silky1 August 15, 2006

ridge runner

A really stupid fuckin' hick.

Them dirty rotten ridge runners have more cars in their front yard than a fuckin' car dealer!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005