poser

One who ends his/her emails with:

"Sent from my iPhone"

Hey man!

How've you been? Hope to see you soon!

Bob

Sent from my iPhone (I'M A POSER!!!)

by Santosh Chaterjee July 22, 2009

pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.

Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.

by sage thunder April 12, 2010

T-pose Tuesday

A momentous day of the week.

Alan: OMG its fucking tueaday
Bill: T-pose Tuesday?!
Alan: Too fucken' right it is
*They both snap into a T pose*
*Cinematic BWOOOOOON*

by 🤶🏿 June 7, 2018

harry poser

people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.

WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.

You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.

by Harry Potthead Chanaynay July 13, 2010

pisexual

this is when you are turned on by sexual activities between 22of one sex and 7 of the other, or any other 2 numbers that when divided by eachother form pi. this is from a film or something, but i cant remember.

Male 1: i got a new "film" foryou to borrow
Male 2:Really? whats it about, pisex?
Male 1:yes it is
Male 2:oooo gimme gimme gimme
Male 1:i wish i was pisexual

by ddjjhh April 15, 2007

poser

Someone who follows trends in music and fashion.

poser: OMG this new band Motley Crue are so cool they give me a boner!
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dude:hahaha,you fucking faggot,those aren't chicks,they're men!!!!
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dudes:oh shit what a fucking posery faggot poser that guy is
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dude: yeah man,like i-urn-may-dun,d00d!

by it's not POSEUR you French December 28, 2005

POSER

{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!

1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!

by stephanie May 13, 2005