Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.

Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.

Bloody poop pickle by P-fart September 4, 2019

no poop poop 

when you poop and then you wipe and there nothing on the toilet paper

i went to the restroom earlier and dropped the fattest dump but it was still a no poop poop

no poop poop by i h8 ur mom August 25, 2021

poop smith 

A character on HomeStarRunner.Com who doesn't say anything, he just shovels poo all day.

The Poop Smith really isn't a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.
-Home Star Runner

poop smith by Carlito October 18, 2004

Poop Axe 

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

Poop Axe by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

nigger poop 

An aborted fetus of African descent.

Person 1 - FUCK I MISCARRIED
Person 2 - LOL look at that mf nigger poop

nigger poop by JeremiahChurds December 12, 2018

poop smile 

The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.

Ryan: why you smiling?

Josh: I'm pooping bro.

Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.

Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.

Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!

Other:

Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?

Tonya: yeah why?

Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.

Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!

Courtney: game on bitch!

poop smile by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013

fruit loop poop 

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

fruit loop poop by Bear Arms May 8, 2011