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postman patting 

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet
postman patting by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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Robert Pattinson

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
robert pattinson by battheowldk December 9, 2020

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.
“Did that person just do a robert pattinson
robert pattinson by battheowldk December 9, 2020

Annie Pattie

a girl with a phat batty
Look over there she has an Annie Pattie

Pussy Pattin’ 

Vaginal sex.
Hey, you wanna go upstairs and do some pussy pattin’?
Pussy Pattin’ by Rantz810 March 14, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
Me: OMG IS THAT ROBERT PATTINSON! HE IS SO HOT
Robert Pattinson: yeah that’s me
Me: *faints*