tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 14, 2023

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League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

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cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

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Feel police

In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"

He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.

by Kurotodansei April 27, 2022

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