Team Stag

A crack commando stag hunting unit from Beaminster that were held hostage in the 6th form centre in 2004 for crimes against steel stags they did not commit. After promptly escaping from the maximum security 6th form, they now survive as soldiers of the legendary stag, still on the run from the stag police. They work for anyone who is in need of having a stag hunted or shagged and are innocent, hard-working people trying to make a living, and will usually do the job for free, even though they are supposedly "hired."

Consists of leader Colonel Nick B, Sergeant Nick H, Steve “seaban” P, Lieutenant Tubbsie, Captain Guy, Matt Mc, Danish Blaine
"If you have a stag problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: Team Stag
by Tubber December 22, 2004
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Team Girl

A girl who will have sex with any guy at a part; or a guy out of a group of friends
by Gbsquared December 21, 2014
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b team

The B Team is a group of people in your squaaaaaaaaaaaaaad who aren't really in any of the jokes but keep coming back day after day for abuse.
by GetThatPussey101 March 20, 2017
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team damage

The process by which one team member of any given game either on accident, or on purpose, makes a move or uses a projectile to harm another team member/members removing anywhere from 1% to 99% of health or armor.
*player 1: (pulls out grenade; holds down trigger; slips off trigger) grenade thrown to team to commit team damage. (-6 points)

*player 2: (don't hurt your teammates!) 64% health
*player 3: (Cease fire!) 2% health
*player 4: (check your fire!) 45% health

*player 2 "how do I initiate a vote?"
by Josh Ruth September 12, 2006
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Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.
Hey look that guys from Team Sober!
by Team Steam December 13, 2006
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Team Awesome

A sarcastic way to describe A group of tools that have a common goal but the goal is never met. Each member of the group posses the inverse midas touch, turning every thing they touch into shit, but each believe that they are all super geniuses.
yo chris whats team awesome up to today

dude they totally fucking up another project

no suprise there....
by Dr Shilng Shlong Rock August 18, 2010
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Team Edward

Team Edward is a group of Twilight saga fans that have decided they are completely and utterly devoted to Edward Cullen, one of the leading characters of Stephinie Meyers amazing vampire book series the Twilight saga. In short they are Edward Cullen groupies. Most people who are in love with the book are either on Team Edward or Team Jacob.
girl #1 at the premier of the new twilight movie: Whoo! I love Twilight go team Jacob!

girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!
by Scarletbegonia22 October 17, 2008
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