muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

Penngrove Pile Driver

When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.

Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!

by Taint Jackson June 11, 2010

certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024

Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war

Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver

by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022

monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice

Id like a monkey driver please

by drunk driver December 10, 2013

Bus Driver

Slang for Budweiser beer.

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.

by JCroce October 22, 2008

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015