by THE TRUTH TELLER1234 November 03, 2020
At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."
by You know who it is. March 30, 2008
A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
by I don't even know why March 03, 2020
when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C February 01, 2009
a unique sex position in which the two peole are able to roll over eachother and end up back where they started.
best performed in water.
best performed in water.
by bigsalllldog January 30, 2009
Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
by Whimsy September 27, 2010
A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 20, 2006