A small town on an island in the Hampton’s accessed by ferries. Very blue collared and redneck. Winters are boring as shit, summers are better than anywhere else. You’re bound to see either a truck, a dirt bike or an American flag every half mile.
Yo you here about that piece of Alabama they cut out and dropped next to Long Island?
-you mean shelter island?
-you mean shelter island?
by shitterboy May 27, 2019
Get the Shelter islandmug. If you like sand this is the place for you. Within moments of arriving upon the Sand island you are literally immersed in Sand. Sand up to your knees. Sand up to your elbows. everywhere you look, Sand. Fancy a stroll down the sand? How about a romantic dinner for two in the Sand? Enjoy the sunset, on the Sand. you'll fall asleel with Sand, you'll wake up with Sand. You'll eat with Sand, drink with Sand, on Sand, next to Sand, surrounded by Sand! I hope you like Sand in all those great family memories. You'll grow so attached to Sand, you'll become best friends, with Sand. and when it comes time to leave this paradise of Sand, dont stress, im sure some Sand will make its way home with you.
Sand.
Sand.
Child (looking fondly at family photo): hey mum wheres this photo from?
Mum: Oh that from Sand... Fraser Island kids!
Mum: Oh that from Sand... Fraser Island kids!
by Sandra Shores June 26, 2017
Get the fraser islandmug. When you visit Long Island and your best friend from high school puts you on a ferry and tells you that we are going to an island where many hot foreign exchange chicks from Russia hangout. Unbeknownst of the islands true origin/nature; on the ferry ride over the sound, you notice that something is off with some of the other ferry goers. Men are holding hands. Not just one gay couple but multiples. The ferry finally touches down at a marina on the other side of the sound on Fire Island. You notice more gay couples. Then as you exit the marina into the town it is an all out flamer fest. Men are galloping briskly up and down the streets in short shorts or speedos. Finally realizing that it was a prank: you go after your best bud…He runs towards some sand dunes and you step on a hypodermic needle or rather a syringe for shooting heroin, cocaine, and/or most likely crystal meth. “Ouch that hurts”, you said. Finally you run down your best bud and beat the living snot out of him and call him a faggot. Later on after traveling back to your home in Alabama, you go in for a regular checkup and they take blood. The doctor tells you that you have contracted HIV or rather, the AIDS virus. You ask how long you have to live. The doctor tells you that your life has just begun………..Fire Islanded…..
Best Buddy from HS to a former Long Island acquaintance at Hooters restaurant:
“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:
“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”
Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:
“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”
“Yo bruh. Did you hear about what I pulled on Eric last week when I drug him up to NY because I needed the towing capacity of his Dodge Ram to get my Honda Accord into my personal auto mechanic up there?”
Acquaintance sitting on bar stool:
“Yeah, I heard he got fire islanded! Oldest trick in the book bro. Hands down.”
Hooters bartender with big fake boobs:
“Your friend sounds like one gullible person. Does he have AIDS? Is he single?”
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN June 13, 2022
Get the Fire Islandedmug. A small Minecraft server with nearly 0 players on it on a regular basis. This Minecraft server is owned by "Spencil Sharpener" also known as Gleemed via his online alias. This server is determined to become huge, yet that's unlikely.
by Cqmbo October 14, 2020
Get the cubic islandsmug. A small island off the east coast of Virginia with a population of about 500 people. Completely surrounded by water, the only way to get there is by a boat or ferry. They people who live on the island have a very strong English accent and talk "backwards". For example, if you saw a pretty girl, instead of saying "she's pretty!", you would say "she's ugly!"
"I'm from Tangier Island howyee doin?"
"My co-worker is from Tangier Island and has the craziest accent"
"My co-worker is from Tangier Island and has the craziest accent"
by Xxxxxxxxxraaaaay May 22, 2017
Get the tangier islandmug. The forgotten borough of New York lot of rona sending and juulers everyone vapes it drinks if u don’t your probably gay. There’s no girl like a Staten Island girl trust me. So many baddies on the island are becoming gay or bi ever since Sofia Michelle came out as bi. It’s the new cool. (Not). Also liberals aren’t very much liked
by Randy Jenkins (viva la Mexico) July 18, 2019
Get the Staten Islandmug. by soulgee September 21, 2016
Get the Rhode Islandmug.