irrational number

a person that doesn't belong in your friendship circle. this person can not be made in to a fraction of friendship pie.

an awesome phrase made by brooke

Golly, your suck an irrational number.

by Brooke with an "e" November 21, 2006

Number Two

An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.

Man, you are such a Number Two.

by N.B.S April 25, 2010

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

matching numbers

In todays modern collector car world, cars are being sold as numbers matching when the original engine has been replaced with a correct part numbered, date correct block. Sometimes this even means the serial (VIN) number has been re-stamped to match...

When shopping for a classic be sure to ask if the drive train is original to the car. You will be surprised by the answers the seller comes up with to justify his car being matching numbers.

by Mr Dennis November 5, 2006

numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

numbscub

The word numbscub is similar to numbsckull but is like calling someone a noob.

You and your friends are watching skateboarders and a guy does a dumb move and you say "that guy is such a numbscub."

by LoraLy September 30, 2010

numbsuckler

A person that performs oral sex on thier partner.

I will be your numbsuckler.

by Numsuckles September 24, 2018