mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.

Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.

by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022

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redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

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Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

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Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

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Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

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