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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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It's About Me!! Movement

The phrase used to identify a group of people that are gifted with high levels of narcissism. These people demand that their feeling are more important than known facts and demand we bow to their "More Important" needs to use terminology and verbiage of their own creation and reinforce their small sense of mutually developed pseudo-reality.

Which again is why facts stay away from this movement. as facts do sometimes hurt feelings. And hurt feelings destroy the reality bubble they reside in. So they fight reality by calling those that come with facts name such as xxxphobe etc. Public shaming that bring facts to where they are now being written again to include feelings. Not generally a real threat in small groups, large groups expect herd mentality and violence as they can only hold 1 thought at a time.
Gary just got into it with the director of It's About ME!! Movement today. Their leader didn't like he prepared a speech for next session that included same sex spaces again.

"I will"
by A Kevin Brown May 20, 2024
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It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 11, 2021
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ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.
I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.
by The Grumpy Matt April 3, 2016
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In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
mugGet the Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right peoplemug.

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