when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.
Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
by geek522 November 6, 2011
Get the misery-topmug. A type of manouvre in the sport of surfing in which the surfer completes a turn at the top of the wave preferably petruding the top of the wave with the nose of the board
by Surfingdude_2007 July 29, 2009
Get the Top Turnmug. top1 /täp/ noun • playaz /ˈplāaz/ noun •
Considered to be anyone who makes power moves.
Anyone who name carries weight.
Could be any hood baller who is really about having motion.
One who has a super status in society or the streets.
Bosses who stand above other bosses.
One who makes boss moves.
One who is considered to be the man.
A Top leader in their field of work.
The top Hustleams.
A Top Playaz are characterized as people like Adrian Clyde Yeldell Cloutlords, 2Pac, Biggie, Pimp C,
Lil Wayne, Deion Sanders, Jay-Z, Kountry Wayne, Master P,
DJ Khaled, Z-Ro, T.I., Kanye West, Plies, Rick Ross, Jeezy, LL Cool J
P Diddy, Boosie Badazz, Rocky Carter
50 Cent, Quavo, King Combs,
Big Meech, Snoop Dogg, Drake, Birdman, Shaquille O'Neal,
Gucci Mane, Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather Jr., Ice cube,
Soulja Boy, Cloutlords Akon,
Kevin Hart, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, LeBron James, Michael Jordan Stephen Curry, Stefon Diggs.
Someone with Big Dog Status.
Considered to be anyone who makes power moves.
Anyone who name carries weight.
Could be any hood baller who is really about having motion.
One who has a super status in society or the streets.
Bosses who stand above other bosses.
One who makes boss moves.
One who is considered to be the man.
A Top leader in their field of work.
The top Hustleams.
A Top Playaz are characterized as people like Adrian Clyde Yeldell Cloutlords, 2Pac, Biggie, Pimp C,
Lil Wayne, Deion Sanders, Jay-Z, Kountry Wayne, Master P,
DJ Khaled, Z-Ro, T.I., Kanye West, Plies, Rick Ross, Jeezy, LL Cool J
P Diddy, Boosie Badazz, Rocky Carter
50 Cent, Quavo, King Combs,
Big Meech, Snoop Dogg, Drake, Birdman, Shaquille O'Neal,
Gucci Mane, Mike Tyson
Floyd Mayweather Jr., Ice cube,
Soulja Boy, Cloutlords Akon,
Kevin Hart, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, LeBron James, Michael Jordan Stephen Curry, Stefon Diggs.
Someone with Big Dog Status.
Bandz: Hey! Bro, are you going to the celebrity club tonight downtown?
Lil Lean: Yeah; I might pop out.
Bandz: Bet, I heard it was going to be some Top Playaz there tonight.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Lil Lean: Yeah; I might pop out.
Bandz: Bet, I heard it was going to be some Top Playaz there tonight.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick October 28, 2023
Get the TOP PLAYAZmug. When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.
by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018
Get the Yoghurt topmug. by Tilted4life November 3, 2018
Get the Tippin’ to the topmug. by Top Zo November 7, 2021
Get the top zomug. by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019
Get the Top Spicymug.