MySpace

The barren wasteland that Facebook has dropped an atomic bomb on, and then took a shit on it. The only people that can use MySpace to it's full potential are the white "gangstas/mobstas" wHoO Tiepz lIKe dHis and post "piczz" of "deemselvz" with either a bottle of some alcoholic beverage (that is filled with either water or apple juice) holding up some gang symbol or a picture of them flexing their "muscles" to try to get "hoezz".

guy meets girl
*Guy: ayoo shawtayyy! ayee you gots a myspace?
*Girl: uhmm... no actually I've matured since middle school... sorry

by fauquiercountysucks December 24, 2010

one-handed Myspacing

The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM, Facebook or any other social group.

Dwayne Danglewood: Dude that comment you posted last night made no sense! Were you drunk or something?

Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.

by Alec Verdegen February 21, 2008

myspace

1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin
4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl!! dont sit infront of a computer
3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??

"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"

by ally April 5, 2005

myspace

myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos

die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/
if you have a myspace i hope you die...in a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns.
bastards...

by zhgfghrffg July 18, 2006

myspace pimping

(v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace.

- Yo, I heard Dominick got dumped by Julia.

- Yeah, he's Myspace Pimping now.

- Hah! What a fag.

by AC August 3, 2006

myspace

A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.

1: "myspace sucks"
2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."

by killahead April 18, 2006

myspace

Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.

I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.

by lightpost July 19, 2006