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smiley motherfucker 

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

Kentucky motherfucker 

A mixture of ale 8 and a Kentucky bourbon
Bro drank too much Kentucky motherfucker and was dutched to no return

Cheaten-motherfucker 

Son of a bitch that cheats and when caught, pretends not to see anything wrong with his actions.
Can you believe that shit Sal tried to pull, he's a cheaten-motherfucker.
Cheaten-motherfucker by ElCapaz October 30, 2017

dumb motherfucking slut 

A girl who sleeps with multiple men while in a relationship, while her boyfriend/husband is in the same building.
That dumb motherfucking slut fucked my best friend while I was in the loundroom watching the news

Badass Motherfucker 

Arnaud Beltrame
Arnaud Beltrame traded places with a hostage and sacrificed himself, he was one badass motherfucker.

Shon Motherfucking Olson 

Q: Who played this music?

A: Shon Motherfucking Olson

Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.