mörtberg

Extremely rare and extremely sexy person, really nice and have a big penis. Best fucker in the world and if you know a mörtberg, you a lucky person

OMG, he must be a Mörtberg, he is sooo hot!

by AllanBallan December 12, 2016

mortar focker

Someone that mixes and brings mortar to the installers.

That guy is the mortar focker.

by Seanieboobear December 30, 2016

mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...

we need more mortar to finish this wall

by Henigan January 10, 2017

Mortz

1-The fusion between The Mexivergas and the Toromax
Pero este no va a ser licenciado hijo de su puta madre

Related: Gay, Trans, Granny

I Mortz, you mortz, he mortz, everyone Mortz

by La Real Academia Española August 11, 2017

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Mortosexual

Having a romantic or sexual preference for deceased individuals or ghosts.

My friend Anne is mortosexual; she has a relationship with the ghost of Henry VIII, preferring him and other spirits over handsome fellows who are currently living.

by BlindOwlBlues December 20, 2017

mortadelo

1) A comic character by Francisco Ibañez
2) A prank in which consists of placing a dick on the nose of someone and the balls as glasses, as comparation to Ibañez's character.

1- "Man, I love Mortadelo & Filemón comics"

2- "I did a Mortadelo to my friend last week and he doesnt talk to me since"

by SittingDictionary December 31, 2017