March 28th

The day u give your gf hugs and your sweatshirt

It’s March 28th! Here *gives her your hoodie*

by Koolkid08 March 26, 2021

March 3

National smack boys butt day

Girl: Hey guess what today is!
Boy: What?
Girl: March 3, National smack boys butt day
Boy: OUCH!

by Simp._.cali March 2, 2022

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007

hard merchant

a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'

person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?

person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant

by jono9978 August 20, 2010

gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

by FartButt January 24, 2014

Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019