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Master Debater

1. Someone who has acquired all the requisite skills of debate to win the majority of the time. (see second part of definition)
2. Someone with out a life to dedicate to anything other than debate and masturbation. (thous not having the required amount of time to have relationships out side of their own hands)
3. All of the boys found at a debate tournament and the vast majority of the girls. (especially thoughts found in Lincoln Douglas as it does not include interaction with a partner of any sex or gender)
"Master debater"s:
She doesn't have any skin exposed despite not whereing a burka and having a flaming liberal hippy speech...
He can't look up from a girls chest even if its hidden under a jacket, sweater, tie, long sleeved shirt and visible tank top.
They can flow and stair you down/stair down your shirt at the same time
The only decoration in their room is awards for debate.
They spend all of their time doing reshurch yet they can lift twice their weight in boxes.
Their last interaction with the opposite sex involved cross examination because their opponents refused to shake their hands.
by CogCat November 22, 2010
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master cleanse

A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.

Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.

Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:

- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)
Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.

Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.

Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.
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master of gay

One who has reached the maximum amount of gay possible.
Hey did you see James? He's such a master of gay!
by IAmAJewAndIAmProud March 16, 2016
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extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts
guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.
by rob billy June 18, 2011
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Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.
I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.
by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.
by Mark C. Mitchell January 2, 2008
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