Matthew

Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.

Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*

by Coolie be coolin'! March 2, 2014

matthew young

A robot

The government did not know that the Matthew young was a robot, yet.

by Conspiracy buster April 20, 2017

matthew mullins

Matthew Mullins is a person that you will like forever and never forget them they usually like people that are funny pretty and kind.

Matthew Mullins is lovable and caring

by Donny Hamper December 18, 2017

matthew fang

An ass who belongs in the dump.

Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.

by OSAWA IM August 19, 2018

Matthew Brandle

The most fat, loud, annoying, perso you can imagine

Kiyle: Here comes Matthew Brandle.
Caden: Hide me

by Bobbyiscomingforyoursoul123 May 11, 2019

Matthew de Graaf

Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.

Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him

by Savagekiller21 November 4, 2019

matthew and winnie

Matthew and Winnie are the cutest couple to walk this earth when you see them together you just know they’re meant to be. Matthew and Winnie might be a popular ship, if they are not together they must be because they go together like peanut butter and jelly a Matthew is kind caring and so is a winnie she tends to hide her feelings more Winnie is a gorgeous girl usually with a good body and Matthews are the type of person to love body and looks.

"Hey guys!! What about Matthew and Winnie,
They would be such a cute couple”

by Study maker October 24, 2020