Angry Little Man Syndrome

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.

Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

little man in the boat

a woman's clitoris, otherwise known as the moan button

Remember, when performing oral sex on your girlfriend, make sure to isolate the little man in the boat.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

little soldier

Slang term for a penis.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

little black book

Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.

Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).

Brandon: "Jon ol' pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"

by Braxtron December 18, 2005

Little Bitch Town

A place where an adolescent who is close to his parents goes on friday nights, or for the whole entire weekend if he went out the previous friday night. At little bitch town (home) the person residing there does homework, watches the sopranos, and helps their mother wash the dishes. Basically the biggest Broner shrinker of the weekend.

Sometimes shortened to LBT

Friend 1: "Yo dude I got free tickets to the phillies tonight. You wanna go?"
Friend 2: "Fuck man, I totally want to, but I cant, I gotta to Little Bitch Town."
Friend 1: "Fuck your parents"
Friend 2: "Fuck them hard"

by fastestkidalive May 9, 2009

That Little Annoying Kid on XBL

A frickin' kid whos under 10 who plays on xbl(xbox live) and complains/whines like a pig when he gets "pwnt" by people who can actually play because of their age.

1: Hey dude, lets back out, that little annoying kid on xbl is giving me a migraine

2: aight man.

3( little annoying kid): JuSt BeCaUsE My VoIcE Is HiGh DoN MeEn Im s373n!

by The one dude who posted this January 5, 2010

Angry little man syndrome

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.

he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome

by ballsto February 1, 2004