Lewie

To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them

Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.

by three1six August 28, 2020

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Get the Lewiemug.

Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs

you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today

by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020

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Get the Lewis Daymug.

Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.

Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!

by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

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Get the Lewis Whitehousemug.

Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

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Get the Lewismug.

lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis

lewis=ludvig

by Zlayd January 9, 2018

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Get the lewismug.

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

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