Jeremy

Jeremy is a boy who you think is nice at first, but then when y’all break up he is a piece of crap :) Jeremy tells you that he loves you, and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. But, previously he has told that to other girls too. When you date him, he likes someone else other than you and gets closer to another girl, and tells you that the girl is like his sister. And then, you get mixed feelings about it. So you ask him, and he gets mad at you and tells you that’s not true, and you shouldn’t be assuming things. But you still take him back anyway. And then, the girl gives you tips about you relationship and starts acting nice out of nowhere. But then, Jeremy doesn’t text you as much as he texts her. Jeremy waits with you after school, but then one day he leaves and you go to his Instagram dm’s and see that this girl has poured her heart out to him, and he tells her that he didn’t feel like you and him were a couple, but instead he felt like he was with her and he wanted to kiss her. And then, he texts you “hi babe” and you already know he is full of crap. And he says “can we talk” and you say “yeah” and he says “I’m sorry” and then you say nothing and he continues “I’m too good for you” and you just have to sit there and cry, and every time your family brings him up you can’t get over him. And then you find out, he has liked this girl your whole relationship. Should’ve known that from the start when he would wear her hair ties and hoodies.

“Jeremy just broke up with me 😭”
“Well that’s just jeremy, he’s a player”

by uwu please June 20, 2019

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Jereminah

A beautiful, loving, caring, girl. Don’t mess with her or with any of her friends or she’ll beat your ass. She’s brave and she always puts her friends & family first before anything. She’s definitely attractive & any guy is lucky to have her. She’s very intelligent, has an amazing sense of humor, trustworthy, and has a smile that’ll light up the room. She’s unique, which is why she’s one in a million & anyone is lucky to have her as a friend/girlfriend.

-She’s so nice. She’s such a Jereminah!
-I know right? She’s really brave too!

by lmaostephanie June 23, 2019

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A strong, independent, girl who’s brave and will stick up for her friends if she needs to. She always put family and friends first before herself. She also makes an amazing girlfriend, which is why any guy is lucky to have her.

Your girlfriend Jereminah is amazing!

by itsalexorwhatever June 23, 2019

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Jeremy KYLE

MEANING YOU ARE A FUCKING UNIT

person 1: you bruda
Person 2: YOU SEEN JOSH, HIS MUSCLES SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE JEREMY KYLE

by GUCCIROLEXMAN June 24, 2019

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Jeremy

Jeremy is this kid that has a doorknob for a pee pee. Jeremy also likes long walks at the park while he touches your boyfriends dick. Jeremy is also a ugly ass mixed kid.

Jeremy has a small dick it’s like a doorknob.

by PussySlayerMike July 5, 2019

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