guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?
i take things literally
another guy: how would they if they are dead?
i take things literally
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
Get the i take things literallymug. A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
Get the Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thingmug. When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020
Get the Can't have nice thingsmug. I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.
things that sound dirty but aren't
things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
Get the things that sound dirty but aren'tmug. a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
by Vito August 16, 2004
Get the one thing led to anothermug. The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
by DFEET October 13, 2011
Get the CLASSIEST THING EVERmug. by little old salesman from NV March 16, 2010
Get the sweet pink thingmug.