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wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, ๐Ÿ˜‘) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning ๐Ÿ˜‘

Yo, Jake just busted in ๐Ÿ˜‘ serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.
Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.
by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018
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Wind Gap

Boring, Shitty town. Don't even both come here
by Goats and cows February 20, 2018
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because of the wind

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.
by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!
by Pudknocker July 20, 2016
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Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.
Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!
by Karambyte January 19, 2022
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Reap the Wild Wind

Reap the wild wind
A finger points to show a scene. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another face where mine had been. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another footstep where I once walked. (Take my hand)
Take it all.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
A footprint haunts an empty floor. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
A fading coat that I once wore. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Oh, desolation where I once lived.
I have seen in times gone by.
I have felt a different shadow on the wall,
A stranglehold on a certain feeling.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
by Death Menace April 16, 2023
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