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War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.
Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.
by Jack York August 27, 2013
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spotify wars

Music comp on phones, who’s song is better
by Baulz January 19, 2019
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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scav war

when you are about to get wiped out by aks, double barrels and morale
"God dammit scav war night 6 again"
by OverThePower October 13, 2021
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war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out
by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022
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Report War

A war thought between clans or movements on social Media sites via reporting accounts.
Example: The worst "Report War" ever recorded was from 2018 to 2020 on PlayStation Network thought by 2 Factions.

SOCG a clan that does Cyber Security, VIBE a standard clan which was taught by SOCG to Combat their Opposition which they referred to as "DAWNies" to mock them due to their fans "Simping over a catfish". Though the rivaling clan had no name or signature they caused a whopping 200 account banns $20,000 of damage due to bought content on those accounts. It ultimately ended a day before Sony "Updated the report system" and took away the community tab on PS4s due to SOCG hitting the community that the infamous "Dawnies" made causing 100 accounts to be perma banned in a single day and causing $150,000 in loss of content as well. Completely ending the Report War in 2020.
by PSN_Survivor October 8, 2022
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Whisper War

When a two people are arguing back and forth in a public area in a whispering tone. Since it would rude and embarrassing to let the world know what their arguing about, they whisper. Like at huge events or places of business.
*In a whisper tone at a friends wedding*
Nathan: "I know I forgot to get the peanut butter! Let it go already!"

Claire: "No, I'm not letting it go! I specifically told you which kind and where! Multiple times!
"
Nathan: "You know I'm forgetful! And it doesn't matter right! Just stop, I don't wanna have a whisper war with you right!"
by RagnaBlaze September 25, 2011
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