bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022

popcorn bacon

the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.

guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"

by Fredd the Narwhal April 5, 2010

Bacon Stuffer

Some fat white girl that shoves bacon in her pussy

i bet that girl is a Bacon Stuffer

by Slitmythroatdry September 15, 2009

Stay Bacon

(Be all cool on a nigga) The opposite of going ham. Keeping your shit together.

"Bruh, Imma go ham on this bitch if he don't keep his mouth off me"
"Shit, he ain't nothing but a bitch, stay bacon bruh, stay bacon."

by Yay Bacon January 12, 2012

bacon nigger

1) One who is in charge of making the bacon while camping.
2) An idiot.

Originated from the misinterpretation of the words bacon maker.

Can be shortened to BN if looking for a more politically correct and societally appealing way to say this.

"Rope that horse, BN!"

"Man, i'm starving. I need some food."
"Go make some bacon, bacon nigger!"

by BNig December 24, 2007

crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

by elisha lina October 7, 2007