white lie

a lie, but told to spare someone's feelings

Did you think I danced okay in the Nutcracker mom?

Umm. Yes, of course.

(The mom was telling a white lie.)

by scrutinize April 7, 2016

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel...if you enjoy or desire a man's penis repeatedly inserted in your butt.

Jeff looks great in those white pants but I don't think anyone at this party wants to give him anal tonight.

by Danger Ape February 28, 2009

white cracker

inoffensive, yet unsettling. Racial slurs against being white just don't seem to phase anyone.

Damn, white cracker stole my wallet.

by Tony Debugliatti October 18, 2007

nicole white

an beautiful godess that trancends the brink between mundane and amazing. she will most likely blush and give a cute smile, her signature trade.

aphrodite masterbates to images of a nicole white.

elton john decided not to be gay, he found a nicole white.

by me aka you March 4, 2009

White&Polite

The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.

I got pulled over doing 58 in a 35... cop gave me a warning though. Only cause I was white&polite.

by s*M*A*S*H August 15, 2009

White Wig

A person who kisses up to high ranking officials to advance their own agenda; a sell out.

He does everything just to please the university faculty. What a white wig.

by gleeful234 February 22, 2010

white recyclable

White trash that can be made useful.

Hank got out of rehab, started working at Wal-Mart - and hasn't been fired or even reprimanded yet. He's turning into a regular white recyclable.

by Kenneth Kelleher June 23, 2007