green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.

She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.

by Reore November 23, 2021

green pig

someone whos easily scared and/or fragile.

stop bein such a green pig.

by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

Green Papaya

A derogatory term used to describe pre-teen girls.

"Hey, that girl's pretty hot."
"Chill dude, she's a green papaya."

by God_Eater August 19, 2016

Green Hunnids

Green Hunnids are the dollar bills from before 2013

Green hunnids are in my safe, I got old racks

by Lootdown October 21, 2021

Green Lady

Weed

I had a long day and I need some Green Lady to calm my nerves.

by [e-mail] December 27, 2011

Green jello

To be green with envy and jealous

Your so green jello over her hair looking better than yours

by Bettyslapabch January 03, 2019