dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"
I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!
by daanielleer August 17, 2015
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Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.
I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!
by Ned&Bigbone15 November 21, 2015
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Royal Dutch

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight
by Damonicus December 13, 2017
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dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016
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dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".
Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.
by MayaPinion February 03, 2019
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dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.
I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.
by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009
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dutch treat

A species of marijuana, but doesent come from Holland.
Shanaynay usually favors dutch treat over chronic weed when she is feeling lonely.
by heartsreefrbabe September 02, 2004
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