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dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.
Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."
by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020
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Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021
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Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
by Thompson27 February 26, 2021
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Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.
"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."
by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
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Dutch whistler

When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole
Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler
by Krittjack December 4, 2021
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dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.
I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.
by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009
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dutch treat

A species of marijuana, but doesent come from Holland.
Shanaynay usually favors dutch treat over chronic weed when she is feeling lonely.
by heartsreefrbabe September 1, 2004
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