dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 03, 2019

Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

Dutch Dripper

The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus

“Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one

“Wtf bro” - guy two

by Wug66 May 27, 2023

Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.

“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

“Oh fuck!”

by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016

dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.

I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.

by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009

dutch treat

A species of marijuana, but doesent come from Holland.

Shanaynay usually favors dutch treat over chronic weed when she is feeling lonely.

by heartsreefrbabe September 02, 2004