slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013

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Defined as: Noah Handzel in a soccer game. The thorough play through the absolute shmeat of that man. Putting the forwards on his back and carrying them like LeBBC in the finals.

Is that Noah Handzel. The sexy guy you were telling me about?

It was Noah Handzel who made Hershey his daddy.

Noah Handzel is him.

by bigduckrandy November 14, 2023

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When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.

They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2024

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That guy I can not stop thinking about. He drives me insane with his eyes and his hair . He makes me smile. Makes me sad too. I think he doesn't care when he claims he does. He makes me pull your hair out but he can also calm me down in the most ragged situation.
"Who are you thinking about?" "Him"

"Whats wrong?" "Nothing"

"Was it him?" "yup"

by Amritrandhawax May 20, 2022

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