an object worn upon ones head, having a mesh netted backing and foam front, often worn by emo and/or indie kids as some sort of tasteless fashion statement.
see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.
see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.
by meeks August 25, 2004
having sex with 3 different girls (or guys) in a particular social group (ie, best friends, family, team mates). not necessarily in a day, but as a goal to work towards in a timely manner.
example 1.)
"he scored a hat trick with molly, vanessa, and lexi over the course of first semester."
"the real popular girls that always eat on the steps?"
"The same."
example 2.)
"according to some reliable sources, apparently when she found the pics of the other girls, she had sex with him, then moved on to have sex with his older brother, and his newly single dad, and left pics where he would find them. don't piss her off."
"he scored a hat trick with molly, vanessa, and lexi over the course of first semester."
"the real popular girls that always eat on the steps?"
"The same."
example 2.)
"according to some reliable sources, apparently when she found the pics of the other girls, she had sex with him, then moved on to have sex with his older brother, and his newly single dad, and left pics where he would find them. don't piss her off."
by John Jameson and Son October 05, 2009
hat boy stands for a male in you're class who you don't know the name of yet, but know that he has a SLIGHT obsession with hats! :)
hat boy at Derbyshire university!
by sammi123 February 10, 2010
A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")
"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"
by SGTcornsmith November 05, 2003
foundry speak. when a person uses a pig to dump molten metal onto another's head in retaliation for an offense that is very small (e.g. yawning)
by fat jew April 15, 2005
Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.
wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.
wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!
by brendyman June 02, 2011
When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.
Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
by BlackLaceThong May 31, 2016