Harry

(Harry) is a fat fuck who takes the whole box of crackers when you offer him one. He is rude, lazy and messy but he is part of the (national dumb bitch awareness campaign) which makes him a friend you deep down hate but you are nice to cuz he's a (dumb bitch awareness) campaigner.

Dad: How was school son?

Son: I made a friend called Harry

Dad: Is he a fat fuck?

Son: Yes

Dad: I knew it, But keep your crackers safe

Son: Ok dad

by TommyBobJeff November 1, 2019

hairy

Undesirable young woman from Glasgow. Commonly (although not necessarily) from the schemes, usually fat and hacket with a perm. Can become worryingly attractive after the consumption of copious amounts of booze, with potentially alarming results.

Tam had a taste for adventure and knew the risks of landing a hairy in the sack during a night out in Paisley

by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

Harry Potter

v. transitive, to stab another in the dick with a broom

Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.

by SmoovB April 18, 2007

Hairy Lee

Someone who's verrrrry hairy. And quite liked by children.

Kids will do anything for Hairy Lee!

by Dark Chaos January 23, 2004

hairy tongue

a person who is not careful or bold in their word selection.

yo that chic tanya got a hairy tongue. she stay talking shit about somebody.

by Bruce Bowen March 28, 2007

Hairy Bambilla

A Hairy Bambilla is the biggest insect that inhabit planet earth. Bambillas can grow to a size often comparable to that of a small, cute little puppy. As like most other insects, Hairy Bambillas have three sets of legs and two pairs of wings.

Unfortunately, due to their overwhelming size and strength, there is only one known way of killing these off, in which this case is a snow shovel.

Fuck man, I have broken three broomsticks this week trying to get rid of that Hairy Bambilla.

by m33nr33n April 13, 2007

Harry stone

A young slutty male from the U.K, who enjoys the act of rubbing animal and human feces over his naked body, they also seem to enjoy ass fisting.

man 1: Hey your a harry stone
man 2: i know i'm a slutty english male who fists his ass while rubbing shit over me, cum in my ass

by incest goat fucking retard July 15, 2009