hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them

Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her

by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018

Butt Hard

An Idiom meant to describe when something is noticeably difficult, but not quite difficult enough to be considered Shit hard.

"Getting up in the morning today was Butt Hard".

by Lord Tuba December 12, 2018

Try hard

A person that just does the most and her effort is greatly appreciated because it's sick to have a person in your life that puts in the best she has when she does something (it's a compliment)

Me: Wow, detective P solved that case in 2 weeks when it had been pending for 7 years, she such a try hard 🥴

by Mynamewastaken April 1, 2021

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 8, 2013

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

hard pussy

same thing as the mac and cheese smells and sounds like;)

mom can you make me a hard pussy please? oh *cough* i mean mac and cheese

by wussy puss April 18, 2018