2 definitions by kazbah

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 9, 2013

brown dotting

When you have to shit so bad the shit is poking out so far its dotting your undies with brown dot stains

I have to get off the phone I'm seriously brown dotting

by kazbah October 4, 2006