gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Tanzanian gut spin

The act of grabbing hold of someone's intestines whilst fisting and then shining them around your head with the intention of removing the digestive system

1:did you hear timmy went out via Tanzanian gut spin

2:fucking legend

by Poggersanalbeast March 25, 2021

gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon

Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon

by Dsav July 12, 2015

punch my gut

Slang expression for "punch my stomache".

Yo',punch my gut!

by DarkMagicPaul96 September 3, 2009

Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.

There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.

by Jane Zealand November 20, 2010

Mud Gut

A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.

“Imma call them a Mud Gut since we lost that rocket league game”

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023

tagging guts

A crude way to describe sexual intercourse. On the plus side, it rhymes.

Mioski: Sup Skeetz, how was Cancun? You get laid bro?
Skeeter: Oh you know. Going nuts, tagging guts.

by Doppelgangbanger January 7, 2014