Grape crepe

When you tuck your dick in between your legs to the left and pull your balls up and forward from the right side and cross your legs

So I was totally ready to jump his bone when I opened the door and there he was all grape creped out on the bed

by TwuntPunt June 27, 2015

gramps

a man who claims to be a young boy, but is actually an old man with grey hair.
will usually say their hair is ash eg. charlie sheen

"this guys trying to hang with us be he's such a gramps!"

by bigbadman August 7, 2015

Grape

Good as fuck, great

Bruh that song was grape as fuck

by Intoastro November 28, 2015

grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.

-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!

by Apple poo December 10, 2015

grampitidy

The way your grandfather acts when he tries to be funny but it just turns out kind of stupid.

Grampa- *says something stupid*
Kid- "your grampitidy is coming out"

by Trumpetgirl20 March 27, 2016

Grape

1. A gang of people that call themselves Grapes; preferably drug addicts and psychos.

2. A berry, typically green, purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine.

3. Purple

Man 1: See that man over there that can't stop moving?

Man 2: Yeah, he's probably a Grape.

by HellasAlex November 12, 2016

Granping

For a young person to be in an orgy filled with elderly people in a tent.

I could do with some granping right now

by Nymphadora Tonks December 4, 2016