Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015

friend zone

The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.

Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.

Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.

Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.

Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.

Girl 2: Correct.

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

Friend Zone

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.

Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.

by Hydryu January 6, 2013

friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.

Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.

by Jay Scat July 5, 2007

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)

Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe

by John McStephenson May 7, 2008