The Jimmy Fest

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!

"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"

by Bucko123 October 7, 2012

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.

1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.

by A. Jackson October 31, 2007

Feisty McFeist Burger

someone who is very feisty

audrey: WOAH did you see that?
athena: OMGZ YAH! nanners attacking the innocent guava?!
ariel: poor guava fruit!!!
jackie: nanners is SUCH a Feisty McFeist Burger...but we still love him!

by JACKIEISC0R3 February 20, 2009

wreck fest

Getting owned to the supreme by a supreme.The person has more kills,has not died, and is owning the living hell out of you.

Damn yall are getting owned, this is a fucking wreck fest!/OOHH!!! Overkill bitch, god wat a wreck fest

by AfRo SaUcE July 23, 2008

Touch fest

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.

Were you in the touch fest?

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Cornerstone Music Festival

Only the greatest music festival in existence! Cornerstone Festival is held on June 30 until July 3rd in Bushnell, Illinois. Their are a BUNCH of bands that play at Cornerstone but bands vary by each year. Some of the bands that have played in the past are Flatfoot 56, Switchfoot, Anberlin, The Chariot, White Collar Sideshow, Red, Skillet and a BUNCH more. If you are anywhere close to Bushnell, Illinois you should DEFINETLY try and go to Cornerstone!

Some of the bands that played at Cornerstone Music Festival this year...
Anberlin
P.O.D.
Classic Petra
Phil Keaggy
Brian "Head" Welch
Blindside
Gungor
Flatfoot 56
Robbie Seay Band
The Chariot
Sleeping Giant
For Today
The Letter Black
Saviour Machine
Resurrection Band
Randy Stonehill
Barry McGuire
Paper Route
Seabird
War of Ages
White Collar Sideshow
Headnoise
Deas Vail
The Choir
Children 18:3
Denison Witmer
The Farewell Drifters
Daniel Amos
Josh Garrels
Servant
Luminate
Psalters
Grave Robber
Glenn Kaiser Band
Gasoline Heart
The Crossing
E Band
40 Day Journey
A Life At War
A Life Set Apart
A Plea for Purging
The Air On Everest
Alive Band
Andy Hunter
Anchor & Braille
Aracely
As Hell Retreats
Bare Branches
Beggars
Ben + Vesper
Broken Flesh
Brooke Waggoner
Call To Preserve
Campbell The Band
Close Your Eyes
The Color Morale
Copernicus
Crush The Enemy
Daniele Clark
Daughters of Exile
Destroy Nate Allen
Don't Wake Aislin
Eden Art
Elders
Exegesis
FBS
From Giants
Gabriel Kelley
Gideon
Glen Clark & The Family
The Great Commission
Hands
I The Breather
Ilia
In The Midst Of Lions
Jeff Elbel + Ping
Jeremy Kadinger
Kerosene Halo
The Last Hope
Lauren Mann And The Fairly Odd Folk
Leper
Listener
The Lost Dogs
Lust Control
Man Made Hell
Manafest
Massive Scar Era
Men As Trees Walking
Mike Mains & The Branches
Michael Roe
My Epic
Nathan Stiteler
Ocean Is Theory
Oh Sister, Oh Brother

by aaronweissisamazing. July 17, 2011

Renaissance Festival

A location. Where people go to get drunk, act like idiots, and eat drumsticks without being looked down apon.

Where people can dress up and be with friends.

Do you feel like acting like an idiot today? Lets go to Renaissance Festival!

by Fairywench October 12, 2008