6 Feet of Meat

The opposite of 3 Feet of Heat. He's Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He asks to you fill out TPS reports and has meetings about meetings. He rides the elevator all day to different inane meetings simply because this is the closest he is going to get to being upwardly mobile. He is annoying, he drives a classic company car and says cheezy cliches, like, "Gee Bob, looks like that deal really got Egg on Your Face". He throws some crowd pleaser work related fits, but he is far less harmless than <3 Feet of Heat> and sometimes actually rather entertaining in a claws on the chalkboard kind of way. He reads 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and has been reading it for over 7 years. He enjoys the Company Picnic and probably tends the grill. The 6 Feet of Meat man is stuck in Middle Management, this is not the <renaissance man>, this is no David. He is limited by his intelligence and connections, but we sometimes love to hate him anyway.

My 6 Feet of Meat Boss just had me fill out a call sheet of everyone I called today. I asked if I could email it to him and he told me I had to write it out with my company issued pen... And then he asked me what email was and walked away with his company issued coffee mug.

by Prozic December 13, 2005

feet

upsidedown hands with smaller fingers sometimes used to open bums, sometimes used for cramming, other times they can be used to attack martians, thus acting like a giant man-brain

teef is feet spelled backwards
skrawkcab delleps teef si feet

by j-man holmes stevens November 20, 2002

Crows Feet

a female who had a hard life growning up and some where along tha way lost it and became a slut a dirty feet hoe ass chicken head..and that is a Akkkwawwww Crows Feet.

hey man did you see me over there boppin them crows feet

by D.Beezy September 26, 2010

feebo

A girl with a fine body, but an ugly face.

Dude 1: Damn look at that feebo.
Dude 2: Her face is ugly though.

by Hegemon February 20, 2005

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

feeterbuster

A vegetarian or (less commonly) one who eats only leaves.

My friend Shilpa is a crazy feeterbuster. She is practically a giraffe and only eats iceberg lettuce!

by Bethel February 3, 2006

chicken feet

The crust that occumulates when someone doesn't wipe all the cum off of their private parts.

Dude that lady in the porno had massive chicken feet.

by aaron jones is funny May 9, 2006