feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertisements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad, it's good.

by shitdickasscunt April 17, 2010

feces pieces

When a female is riding a males penis and waits for the opportune moment in which he orgasms, she deficates while still riding his penis up and down. Preferably the female should be facing away from the male when performing this incredibly hard maneuver. It is meant to be a surprise but can be used for enjoyment by both parties. To avoid confusion this term is pronounced like the popular "Reese's Pieces".

I gave my man a full feces pieces last night and he didn't even see it coming!

by S0URCE December 22, 2008

fec

- Frank Erwin Center, the basketball arena for the University of Texas longhorns. One of the largest in the nation and rivals some NBA facilities.

Damn, the horns sure do kick some ass at teh FEC!

by CorporationX May 2, 2005

feck

A merging of the words 'face' and 'neck' to describe someone who has little or no chin/jawline definition.

People with fecks have faces that literally appear to merge straight into their necks.

Poor Sally was sad because she had a feck.

by Cassandra Nilsson August 4, 2007