A person who cries as he ejaculates and proceeds to drink the tears and semen. He once ran for class president but lost to a chalkboard eraser. At the age of 15 he discovered that his father is actually half a turkey and bacon sandwich. People have speculated as to EPJ's sexual orientation, with the top possible orientations being: the attraction to elder mountain goats, attracted to David Caruso's sunglasses or the attraction to Steve Buscemi's elbow crook. He once voted for Mikhail Gorbachev in American idol.
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-usually sells weed but skimps people
-think they are a TRAP STAR
-occasionally have sex with a dirty whore named Julie
-has bone cancer
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-usually sells weed but skimps people
-think they are a TRAP STAR
-occasionally have sex with a dirty whore named Julie
-has bone cancer
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