one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

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red eyed girl

A girl who's always high when you see her

If you want some pot check with the red eyed girl around the corner she's always stocked up.

by Kush Mama Ciga November 4, 2018

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EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025

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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

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White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”

by LilNiggy November 24, 2013

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ei stans

hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.

ei stans are intelligent

by cynthiaisaneistan March 11, 2022

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