Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

Ei

Ei, my husband. <3 ily

You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕

Person 1: WOAH! ITS EI!!!

Person 2: OMG UR RIGHT! EI IS SO SWAG.

Person 3: YEAH THEY ARE!

by Sock285 July 20, 2021

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020

Ei

booba blade

Makoto die ei sad

by Nenish8 June 30, 2022

EYS

Acronym that means “End Yo Sh!t” or eat it for real. I Don’t know lol just made it up today.

*sees random person* “EYS!”

by CoolEmoMilf69 August 27, 2022

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020