When it doesn't rain
by Crazynugget November 18, 2019

what happens when you drink and smoke pot on an empty stomach, causing you to try to throw up. However throwing up is painful and you usally can't puke up much at all
Me: holy shit I gotta throw up **over toliet**
*gagging noise*
*no sound of puke hitting water*
You: You're dry heaving like a bitch aren't ya?
*gagging noise*
*no sound of puke hitting water*
You: You're dry heaving like a bitch aren't ya?
by A!L!E!X! August 18, 2005

(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).
(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)
Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.
by David Lassiter November 14, 2006

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
by I'm Athiest March 18, 2008

by ClimbingTheLog December 9, 2009

A female that does not have sex with a bunch of guys, but sucks their penis or gives them a hand job, often to multiple guys.
That female right there gave those two guys blow jobs, and hand jobs last night at the party. She must be a dry whore.
by Frosty E1ite April 21, 2011

A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine
Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.
by Wraith23 January 12, 2017
