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drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
mugGet the drunk noodlemug.

scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.
by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
mugGet the scandinavian drunkmug.

Sun-drunk

Sun-drunk is defined as a condition that occurs in the hour after one experiences heavy, prolonged sun exposure. Symptoms include giddiness, intense feelings of certainty and calmness, and overall sensations of peace.

In a state of sun-drunkeness, it is best to just take it slow and go with the flow, especially if you're low on energy. In extreme cases, users must decompress and spend some time in the shade in order to fully recover their bearings.
Hey, are you okay? You look totally out of it.

Yeah, I'm fine - I just spent a few hours laying in the sun and I'm feeling kinda out of it. I think I'm sun-drunk!
by tibular September 22, 2022
mugGet the Sun-drunkmug.

j drunk

When you drink way too much way too fast
Oh man, I drank a case of beer in 4 hours, I was j drunk.
by tyd May 25, 2015
mugGet the j drunkmug.

Drunk and nasty

To be horny with another person and get it on while under the influence of alcohol. To have sex… etc
by Hahah1235482@ May 22, 2022
mugGet the Drunk and nastymug.

Drunk Personality

A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.
Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
by Emilysander754337 June 29, 2018
mugGet the Drunk Personalitymug.

Miguel Drunk

When your Spanish friend has 4 beers and is somehow intoxicated already to the point where he doesn’t remember jumping through his wall or flirting with his friend’s girlfriend
“You got so Miguel Drunk last night, I thought we were going to have to take away your 4Runner keys!”
by LmaoAtThisGuy February 24, 2019
mugGet the Miguel Drunkmug.

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