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American Drift

This is when you get, generally a Dodge Viper with a modified 8.3L V10 with 800hp, placing the car in 4th gear and overpowering so wheels break traction around a massive oval course getting huge smoke.
Cletus the hillbilly did an American Drift by putting the car in fourth and floored it round a 100mph corner with no skill at all and crashed and died because dodge vipers don't have steering
by The Real Jebus. June 20, 2008
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nasal drip

The act of a man ejaculating into the nasal cavity and allowing it to run down through the nose into the throat.
Hey bro... Did you really give that girl a nasal drip?!?!
by Bigjohnson69123 July 4, 2017
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get me drift

Used in ancient history, about 10 years ago, to instruct menial workers to collect fuel for timber burning stoves. The "drift" wood was not an easy fuel to ignite due it's high content of sea water and therefore the expression soon became obsolete.
If you don't warm things up in here I'm gonna rearrange your boat. Get me drift!!!
by NEWandIMPROVEDmk100769 November 1, 2004
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drip

Sticky, high-quality marijuana, it's that dank good shit, as opposed to mids or mid-grade which is less desirable and generally cheaper bud.
"Yo Mike you got some of that drip"
-Naw man homies jacked my shit, all I got is some of that middle school
"Well then forget your ass"
by FearlessRob May 26, 2006
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Tokyo Drift

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011
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Pocket drifting

Pocket drifting is when your phone does things against your will or knowledge while in your back pocket. These things are a result of the complex manipulations of your rump, gait, and sitting movements. The results can be incredible, hard-to-believe, annoying, harmless, pernicious, serendipitous, frustrating or embarrassing. For example, you might accidentally text gibberish to the one person in your contact list that you’ve been trying to avoid for weeks, or you might unknowingly run up your phone bill by calling people outside of your plan. Pocket drifting is a term that encompasses others, including, ‘pocket browsing’, ‘pocket calling’, ‘pocket comment’, ‘pocket dialing’, ‘pocket mail’ and so on.
“I heard you and Jennifer are gonna hang out tomorrow. I thought you were trying to avoid her.”
“Ugh, yeah, but my phone pocket drifted, texting her, which struck up a correspondence which should’ve never happened. ”
“Damn—well--something like that--you prolly deserve it.”

“Hey, where’d you get that sweet helmet?”
“I actually bought it by accident. I was watching it on my eBay app, but while I was working my phone pocket drifted and committed me to buying it. It’s okay though, ‘cause I was just looking for a sign to buy it.”
“Oh wow.”

“Hey man, why the f*** were you bumpin’ your whack-a** ringtone in class?! Don’t you know how to silence your phone? You looked like a complete a**hole. It’s only fair the prof kicked you out.”
“That wasn’t my ringtone--I don’t know what the hell it was. My phone must’ve been pocket drifting. By the way, I DO know how to silence my phone; it might be a smart phone, but it’s not smarter than me.”
“I think it just mirked you, so it really might be smarter than you.”
“Sh!t!”
by various vary September 3, 2011
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drift

Front-drive cars do drift; the rear wheels will break and swind around, but at that point you're at the mercy of the road. VW Beetles don't do it so well, not cause they don't have power, but all the weight's on the back.
A idiot in a Honda Civic got his car to drift, he's dead now.
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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