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Double Standard

Applying different sets of rules to the same principals especially when they are both equally as bad
1- The word "fuck" is edited out from the daily newspaper, however the word "shit" and stories of a sexual nature are published without censorship and question even though all of these principals are taboo.

2 - The police can mace an aggressive criminal and get a "well done" yet a member of the public who even uses spray deoderant to fight off an attacker is placed under arrest even though the law permits people to use "such forces as they deem necessary" to defend oneself/home/property. THIS IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF HIGH TREASON BY WAY OF THE GOVERNMENT LEVYING WAR UPON THERE OWN PEOPLE.

3 - Marijuana, a relatively harmless herb is outlawed yet tobacco which is highly addictive and kills 10x more people than road accidents a year is, why? BECAUSE BIG NAME TOBACCO PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP POT ILLEGAL FOR FEAR IT WILL RUIN THEIR PRECIOUS TOBACCO CROP

all of these are a double standard
by Pol Pothead August 1, 2012
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double d

A breast size that most men seem to believe are enormous basketball tits. In reality, the size of the breast depends on the size of the woman. But they are larger than a handful. Even for people with behemoth hands.
You banged a double d? Her tits must have been huge!

No, actually, they weren't like, the size of my head or anything. But there were larger than a handful, in spite of my behemoth hands.
by Laura!!!!!!!! January 27, 2009
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double trouble

1) when you like/love two people at once, not necessarily resulting in cheating on one of them with the other.
2) when someone dates another person, breaks up with them, and dates their best friend.
Example 1:
Joe: Man, I'm in double trouble. I like Mary and Alissa.
Rob: Can't help you there. But can I have the one you don't pick?

Example 2:

Nicole: If you ask me, Marina's getting into double trouble. She went from Travis to Nick and those two are like, supertight.
Kim: Yeah, she's bound to be disappointed.
by blue eyed angel October 29, 2008
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Double Licked

verb, the licking of a pussy by two men
She got double licked by Todd and Scott!
by Suite1 November 18, 2006
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Double dinner

Having two dinners in one night. Prevalent with people who stay out late who have dinner at "regular time" and then eat another meal later in the night.
Bob: Yo, I ate dinner at 7:30. I'm getting hungry.
Nelson: Yeah man, it's almost 2:00. We should double dinner at BK drive-thru.
Bob: Sweet!
by DarWeezy January 13, 2008
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Double Bank

"OI BRUS, THAT BITCH GOT DOUBLE BANKED!"
"really, by who?"
"ELLEY AND KELSEY!"
by Eleanorbrus! March 21, 2009
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Gundam Double X

Its like gundam x
But has 2 fuking satelltite cannons
Holy shit its Gundam double fuking X
Or, I love the fuking gundam double x
by Holysheetitsdoublex November 15, 2009
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