dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

dingleberry

a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom
mom: what the hell was that?
Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

by pooptown mcgee April 10, 2011

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Dingle Flame

Burning the dung before it has left the anal cavity.

Who left all these candles in the bathroom??? I almost set off a dingle flame in the crapper!

by Genonymous March 7, 2012

Dingleberry

A Parasitic Piece of Shit;Turd That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

by iluvbieber143 November 12, 2011

dingle phlegm

The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.

"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 7, 2013

Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013