Making Diamonds

When you’ve been holding in a poo so long that you’ve gone from solid coal to the required pressure to make hard diamonds.

Man, ‘dem quaaludes got me backed up so good I’ll be making diamonds if that peanut butter doesn’t work soon.

by Happy Hairy Hendrix December 26, 2020

Diamondback

Diamondback keeps IM lists populated with all the "hunneys" he be straight pimpin. He occasionally gets called out and ridiculed on the forums.

"I was straight pimpin this bitch on AIM and she was like "I got a boyfriend! I totally pulled a Diamondback!"

by Mullet December 4, 2003

diamond hands

Holding on to a stock until it hits the moon

I bought 100 share of GME and I’m not selling because I have diamond hands.

by GameStonks January 29, 2021

diamond ring

eating a gurl out

background: guys say that u give them head so what do they call it when a gurl gets eaten out so we made something

eating a gurl out, and i just had to write something so it would take the definition so this is totally pointless

by dont worry about it February 3, 2005

diamond tattoo

A public signal of homesexuality, often placed on the neck or arm.

"Have you seen Jake's new diamond tattoo? He must want some cock real bad!"

by SwaggyCheaper September 30, 2015

Scorpius Diamond

Scorpius Diamond:
Name taken from word scorpio (author star sign) and word diamond (authors favourite gem)

Character: 10-13 year old spy from book "Scorpius Diamond"

"Jack Sword (Also known as Scorpius Diamond to the spy world) was a 10-year-old spy. Not an average spy at that. His hair was jet black and snow white due to an albino related disease."

by Edmund Townend June 23, 2006

diamonds

Refers to the state in which nipples become after being submerged in cold water. Usually referring to the male factor, as female nipple sightings are quite rare.

*Gets out of beach*
"Keenan, look at your diamonds!"

by I know you want to April 7, 2010